Reblog if you’re a cuddler.

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when shopping then you see a gorgeous guy

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alone:

with friends:

with parent/s:

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I hate it when kids have parents that get them anything they want and they still complain.

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"I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you goodnight. And there’s a lot of difference."

— Ernest Hemingway (via acynicalcunt)

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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ohquibbler:

Severus Snape’s To Do List:
Take points from Gryffindor
Get Potter in trouble
Not mistake Ginny Weasley for Lily
Brood
Potions crap
Get Potter in trouble
Repeat as desired

ohquibbler:

Severus Snape’s To Do List:

  • Take points from Gryffindor
  • Get Potter in trouble
  • Not mistake Ginny Weasley for Lily
  • Brood
  • Potions crap
  • Get Potter in trouble
  • Repeat as desired

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I just need to know that someone out there listens and understands and doesn’t try to sleep with people even if they could have. I need to know that these people exist. 

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